Do! NOT! Want!

Holy crap…look at this:

“The Exorcist” is the only movie that has ever REALLY gotten to me, and by “gotten to me,” I mean “messed my ass up.” I saw it at the theater when I was 4 years old and I truly believe that it is the reason I have such a love of scary movies and a healthy fear of Ouija boards today. That said, there is NO FREAKIN’ WAY I would have these toys in my house. Absolutely not. Who’s to say that at night, when you’re asleep, Regan wouldn’t crawl out of her bed and sneak underneath your covers, creeping up your legs and belly until she’s sitting right on your chest, watching you with those yellow eyes and smiling and flicking her black tongue over her lips as she waits for you to wake up…

Crap. I’ll be sleeping with the lights on tonight.

Good job on the toys, NECA.  TOO good. I’ll forward my therapy bills to you.